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(647): View more from Ontario

Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

No subtext here. People are naked.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.

(1-919): View more from North Carolina

Hopefully she would park on my face.

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(519): View more from Ontario

Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?

(289): View more from Ontario

You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.

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(907): View more from Alaska

We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"

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(314): View more from Missouri

Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON

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(320): View more from Minnesota

I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.

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(770): View more from Georgia

I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.

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