i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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