so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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