And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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