Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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