elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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