went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
Randomize
