Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
I accidentally had phone sex last night
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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