I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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