After last night, I could never be a politician.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
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