you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
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