what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
Dignity is for republicans.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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