smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Ketchup is God's man juice
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
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