Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I wish I only lived at night.
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I would ride that face into the sunset
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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