I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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