Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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