I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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