You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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