Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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