Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
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