:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I look better un-naked...
he told me I talked like a deaf person
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
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