we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
