I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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