So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
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