if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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