hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
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