jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
I think i got beer on your cat.
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