really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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