I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
There r osticjed everywhere
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
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