just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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