Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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