So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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