shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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