I molested 6 butterflies tonight
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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