I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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