they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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