bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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