Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Me too!
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
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