So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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