Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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