there was a trapeze. enough said
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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