Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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