he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
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