Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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