and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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