bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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