have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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