ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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