proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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