Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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