What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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