Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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